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Made me snigger.

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So let me get this right. You take a honey bee, slip a miniture electrified leash over his head, let him walk all over your body, and then when he stops to have a little sniff about because he thinks he’s found your blocked acupuncture meridian, you send an electric current down his leash, electrocute him to death, and he stings you. And you pay good money for this service?!?

Welcome to the world of Apitherapy!

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Check out me mate Wez with his mystifying display of card magic. He’s really quite good. Obviously not much work on over at DFDS in the last month, allowing him time to master his card manipulation skills.

Not wanting to blow the illusion here, but according to Wez: “The cards themselves make a difference, because you have to remove the stiffness with a ruler and stuff and then use a card vice to get them flat again, and then use something called fanning powder to get them to spread easily, but I just bent the cards.”

Fanny powder to make them spread easily heh, I’ll have to be having some of that stuff for myself!

I’d love to see WEZ BROWN fingering his flaccid, fanny powdered cards.

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I hate this guy with vehemence. Always have done, always will do. I think he’s rude, obnoxious, unscrupulous, shifty and untrustworthy, and now we can officially add to that list an adulterous liar, AND if he doesn’t resign soon we can also add cowardly hypocrite.

I think back to pre 1997 and any time a Tory minister was caught out a certain John Prescott made huge political mileage out of their situation. And now he’s begging the media to leave him alone as it’s a private matter. It’s not a private matter when your banging your civil servant shag piece while your both on taxpayers time & tax payers property.

Was this really the same John Prescott at the 1996 Labour Conference speech:

“For too many Tories, morality means not getting caught. Morality is measured in more than just money. It’s about right and wrong. We are a party of principle. We will earn the trust of the British people. We’ve had enough lies. Enough sleaze”

Yes John, and we’ve had enough of you, now fuck off you 2 faced arsehole. Deputy Prime Minister? What a joke.

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