Christiano Ronaldo.

WANKER.

Christian Ronaldo.  Cheating bastard.

It’s not sour grapes, I just can’t stomach the pathetic, cheating bastard. You know, diving and rolling around on the deck faking injury when you haven’t been touched is pretty fucking low, but winding up your own club team mate and then beckoning the ref to issue him with a red card and send him off is just unbelieveable. What on earth was Ronaldo thinking? I’d love to be a fly on the wall when he bumps into Rooney at Man U for the start of the new season. There’s got to be fireworks there.

I can forsee:

A) Ronaldo finding himself on a swift transfer to Madrid OR,
Wayne Rooney gets red carded.

B) Rooney [accidentally] stepping on Ronaldo’s bollocks with some considerable force on the training pitch.
Wayne Rooney's testicle stamp!
Or better still, option (B) followed by option (A).

UPDATE: Chrisiano Ronaldo wants to leave Man Utd, suprise, suprise!

So we’re out and I’m gutted. The best collection of players we’ve had for a long time. We had the talent to walk this world cup, we just didn’t have the team or the tactics. The reason / blame for that can only stop with Sven-Goran Eriksson. But he’s gone now so there’s no point in bitching on about him, but what worries me is Steve McClaren was sat next to him! Did he have any influence whatsoever over Sven’s decisions? Was he in agreement with them? I Just don’t know. I do know that he doesn’t fill me with confidence though.

My England manager of choice would have been Scolari. If the F.A. would have approached him in the correct manner he would have snapped up the England job. Scolari’s admitted that himself. I think he’s a man of princial though, and the F.A. screwed up by pushing him for a decision while he was still comitted to Portugal. Our loss.

Next for the job I’d have liked Guus Hiddink, followed by Big Sam Allardyce, with McClaren in fourth. I hope I’m wrong and SM can turn a great bunch of players into a great team (who can score penalties just in case). We’ll soon find out though, Euro 2008 qualifiers will be on us before we know it.

COME ON ENGLAND!

Finally, who do we support for this World Cup now then? The French are an ignorant bunch of Anglophobes, The Portuguese are a bunch of cheating bastards, the Germans, well don’t mention the war, which leaves the Italians.

COME ON ITALY!

July 2, 2006 · Posted in General  
    

Comments

5 Responses to “Christiano Ronaldo.”

  1. michaela on August 19th, 2006 8:48 pm

    hang on a min ronaldo aintdone fuck all so dnt start and him and shrek r ok now actually if u aint heard so lets all leave wot happend at da world cup ehind

  2. newts on August 19th, 2006 10:35 pm

    Ronaldo hasn’t done anything wrong? Were you watching the same game as everyone else for fucks sake? He’s a prima donna pretty boy wanker who bullshits a referee to get his domestic league team mate sent off and then winks at his own bench to say job done. And if you think it’s just me who thinks that, did you not hear the response he got from ALL the fans at Portugals next match vs France? He was booed off the pitch. And don’t believe all the crap you read in the paper or off Man U’s website, Rooney can’t stand Ronaldo’s fucking guts. He’s forced to say that they are bessie mates and all’s forgotten for Sir Alex and the sake of the club.

    Rooney is passion personified, you can see that in his every performance. He’s not in it for the fame or the money, he’s in it because it’s his life blood. He’d play for nothing so long as he could play. Ronaldo, great skill with the ball I don’t deny, is a pathetic cheat. A lot like all the other diving bastards in the rest of Europe.

  3. vix on November 3rd, 2006 8:47 am

    ronnie aint done nothing wrong if anything its rooney whos jealous cos ronnie is the better man, how would you know about ronnie and rooney not been mates, are you one of em or summut dream on and get a life man

  4. newts on November 9th, 2006 5:26 pm

    Hello Vix, thanks for taking the time to air your views on my website. I refer you to my response above however and in addition to that did you not see Man U get dumped out of the Carling Cup by SOUTHEND on Tuesday? Ronaldo was booed EVERY touch of the ball. Rooney wasn’t! So you see there’s a lot of people who agree with me and not many who think like you. I don’t need to be one of them or ’summut’ to get a life, nor do I scour the web stalking wankers like Ronaldo. It would seem it’s you who needs to get a life, and a grip on reality. But hey, thanks for your views, and please feel free to post on my website again… Once you’ve got a basic grasp of sportsmanship and English grammar.

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