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Seconds before pain :0\



Crazy Crimbo Lights.

Christmas house lights like the Griswalds!

Britney Spears goes bald!

Britney Spears shaves her head and goes bald.

The fly tying begins!

Revamped tying table.

Golfing Greats.

'APU' in action :0)

Penguin Baseball.

newts's best.

A few old favourites.



Dave the Chameleon.

Tony the Chameleonn

Live Tourney.



Guess what?

Baby Ben scan at 21 weeks.

TIM OUT!

Tim Henman crashes out of Wimbledon at the second round stage.

Buzzers from the bench.

click for BIGGY.

3rd, 3rd, 3rd and 3rd!



Manchester United lottery farce.

Old Trafford.

David Kelly & The Hutton Inquiry.

David Kelly, Cluedo style.

Birdarium?

Bird cage within an aquarium.

Merry Christmas!

Knott End Lodge after snowfall - Lake Windermere - Cumbria.

Rodney Carrington.

Rodney Carrington's Dear Penis.

Spot the difference!

Bog roll holder wearing a dress like Jordan - aka Katie Price's wedding dress.

Opera 9 Browser.

Download the Opera Browser here.

Chatsworth Angling Fair 2004.

Chatsworth House.

£500 for a rubber duck?!

£500 a Duck!

Master of camouflage.

Camouflaged Octopus.

Asian Tsunami Pictures.

Click for BIGGY.

Richard Whiteley...

Carol Vorderman and the late Richard Whiteley.

Qantas pilots vs Qantas mechanics.

Quantas airplane.

The Gorgeous Pen Fishing Rod!

Pen Fishing Rod

Poker Joker.



Lesson Learned!

Pit Bull Terrier gets spiked by a Porcupine!

New South Parade Website.

Grimsby indie rock band South Parade.