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	<title>the newts.net</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Toft Newton Trout Fishery.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/19/toft-newton-trout-fishery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/19/toft-newton-trout-fishery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What with work commitments; a lot of working away / weekends etc and of course keeping my two boys entertained, my time spent on the reel end of my fly rod has been minimal to say the least.  Infact in 2007, other than several trips Pike fishing early &#38; late in the year, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheila&#8217;s Wheels Parody.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/13/sheilas-wheels-parody/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/13/sheilas-wheels-parody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re probably familiar with the tune from the Sheila&#8217;s Wheels car insurance advert, if not watch it on the vid below&#8230;



Now have a look at the new parody version by that funny as fcuk Medical Student duo the Amatuer Transplants&#8230;



And here&#8217;s the audio only version&#8230;
Sheila’s Wheels Parody
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		<title>The Gorgeous Pen Fishing Rod!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/01/634/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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I quite fancy one of these little fellas, they look pretty damn neat. Having seen one for the first time; this one actually, I&#8217;ve had a bit of a surf around and it seems there&#8217;s a few different outlets in the UK selling these mini fishing rods. They however all seem to be the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/01/happy-new-year-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2008/01/01/happy-new-year-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[And don&#8217;t forget kids, don&#8217;t DRINK &#38; DRIVE&#8230;

&#8230;And don&#8217;t DRIVE &#38; WANK.
(There&#8217;s bloody cameras everywhere!)
]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Greetings!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/12/25/chrismas-greetings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/12/25/chrismas-greetings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Christmas best wishes to one and all!



Have a great time, remember those less fortunate than yourselves, then party into 2008 in style.
Peace,
//\\//ewts.
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		<title>Happy Birthday Me &#038; Trace</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/11/25/happy-birthday-me-trace/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/11/25/happy-birthday-me-trace/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 15:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The newts turns thirty something (again) :0)
so we celebrated at the Bracky
   
  
And just 20 days later, Trace hits the BIG 30!!
  
So we went to the Agrah to test Bov&#8217;s new found curry eating skills.  Not usually the most adventurous when it comes to food, Bov is starting to branch out about and now when we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bye Bye Steve Mc Claren!!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/11/22/bye-bye-steve-mc-claren/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/11/22/bye-bye-steve-mc-claren/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After England&#8217;s dismal performance in the Euro 2008 qualifiers, It&#8217;s nice to see this useless c*nt get the boot.  The kindest thing I can say about him is that he was reasonably magnanamous in his sacking (he was too much of a pussy to resign), and it is with a modicum of smugness that I read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Baby Rio!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/10/23/happy-birthday-baby-rio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/10/23/happy-birthday-baby-rio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my little Prince&#8217;s 1st birthday tomorrow and I can&#8217;t be there.  I&#8217;m away working on a new Tesco store in Little Lever near Bolton all week and right now I&#8217;m so down thinking that I can&#8217;t even be there just to wish him happy 1st birthday it&#8217;s killing me.  I love him sooo much and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nissan&#8217;s PIVO2</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/10/06/nissans-pivo2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/10/06/nissans-pivo2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 14:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Nissan&#8217;s new battery powered Pivo2 includes a nodding monkey on the dashboard.  She can converse in English and Japanese, give you directions and scan your face for signs of tiredness.  She can also criticise your driving and nag you for getting home late.  So, buy the new Nissan and there&#8217;ll be no need to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spot the Deliberate Mistake!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/07/26/spot-the-deliberate-mistake/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/07/26/spot-the-deliberate-mistake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Thanks to Bov for sending this one in.  There is a rumour going round that it was two lads from his construction company that were involved, but that is as yet unconfirmed!
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		<title>£500 for a rubber duck?!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/28/500-for-a-rubber-duck-youve-gotta-love-this-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/28/500-for-a-rubber-duck-youve-gotta-love-this-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of the western UK and Irish coasts have been warned to expect an invasion by a vast flotilla of ghostly, immortal albino plastic ducks, according to reports.
The tale of the floating, whitened bird migration is a strange one, dating back many years. It seems that the plastic bathtime companions were originally made in China. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live from the A1!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/06/live-from-the-a1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/06/live-from-the-a1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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Gaz sees the funny side of things after the engine management light comes on and the Saab limps onto the A1 hard shoulder.  After a 2 hour wait for thr AA to arrive it turns out that Cockus has run out of petrol!
In his defence though, the Saab info panel was saying Distance to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cleethorpes Kite Festival</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/03/cleethorpes-kite-festival/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/06/03/cleethorpes-kite-festival/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ben &#038; Rio]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kites &#38; People a plenty.  I was especially impressed by this fella&#8230;
A rough calculation by me had it at 200 metres or over 650 feet long.  It was also subject to permission from the aviation authority before it could be flown, it was that long!
 
Although Ben seemed more impressed with the motorbikes&#8230;

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		<title>Sunflower Growing Competition.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/25/sunflower-growing-competition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/25/sunflower-growing-competition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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Me, Rach, Ben and Rio are having a compo to see who can grow the tallest sunflower. We have 4 sunflower seeds each chosen from a selection of 16. Rio got first pick, Ben got second pick, Rach craftily chose her four candidates next and I got the remaining four seeds.  You can see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Half Birthday Rio!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/24/happy-half-birthday-rio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/24/happy-half-birthday-rio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Our littlest boy is 1/2 a year old today!  He&#8217;s such a gem, just like his older brother Ben was at the same age.  Sleeps all night, smiles all day and only cries if your 5 minutes late with his dinner.  I must say, I think Rach and I have been so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocodile 1 - Vet 0.</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/13/589/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/13/589/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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Surgeons from Thailand have reattached a vet&#8217;s arm after it was torn clean off by a 200kg Nile crocodile.  Taiwanese vet Chang Po-yu was attacked by the crocodile as he tried to remove a tranquilizer dart from the animal&#8217;s arse.  Colleagues of the vet were forced to reach inside the reptile&#8217;s mouth to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kicking Monster Ass!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/12/kicking-monster-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/04/12/kicking-monster-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This darling little cutie is taking no enemies when the monsters come!



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		<title>Beautiful Brighton</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/03/27/beautiful-brighton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/03/27/beautiful-brighton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Moblog]]></category>

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 The sun is out, the sky is blue, there&#8217;s not a cloud to spoil the view, but it&#8217;s&#8230; a 4 hour delay at work so we&#8217;re sightseeing at Brighton marina!
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		<title>Sunny London!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/03/15/sunny-london/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/03/15/sunny-london/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newts</dc:creator>
		
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&#160;
It&#8217;s nice to to be at work in the sunsoaked capital, and as you can see, work is bustling along at break-neck speed!
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		<title>Britney Spears goes bald!</title>
		<link>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/02/20/britney-spears-goes-bald/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thenewts.net/archives/2007/02/20/britney-spears-goes-bald/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 00:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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At least she&#8217;s got a matching pair now!&#8230;

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